25 Funny Quotes About Getting Older That Prove Aging Is A GOOD Thing
1. No need for "age is just a number" quotes; we cannot remember our age anyhow. Of course, I know how old I am. Well, I know when I was born. I don't like doing the math, so I usually just ballpark it. 2. When you are old and writing to-do lists.
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- Mark Twain "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." - George Burns "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope "The older I get, the better I used to be." - Lee Trevino "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier "Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age.
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Here are some hilarious one-liners that poke fun at the golden years: "I'm not old, I'm vintage!". "Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted.". "I'm at the age where my back goes out more than I do.". "They say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess that makes me a pharmacist.". "I thought getting older would take.
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1) "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White 2) "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope 3) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain 4) "The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake."
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"You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm." "The older you get, the less you care about what other people think.
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Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh 1 When you become old, your toys would become antiques. 2 You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. 3 Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. 4 Why you need an archeologist as husband? 5 Preservatives are needed in old age. 6
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- Anonymous โบ Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash โบ The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball โบ I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer
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8. "The idea is to die young as late as possible.". โ Ashley Montagu. 9. "Say what you want about aging; it's still the only way to have old friends.". โ Robert Brault. 10. "Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.". โ Ben Franklin.
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Funny Quotes About Getting Older 1. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns 2. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 3. " Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional." - Bob Monkhouse 4.
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Enjoy these funny quotes about getting old! Remember, laughter is a great healer! 1. "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." โ Kitty O'Neill Collins 2. "Old age comes at a bad time. When you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know." โ Unknown 3.
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"The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see." - Julian Clary "If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it will happen anyhow." - Mitch Albom "If you're not getting older, you're dead." - Tom Petty
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#1. "As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." โ Robert Quillen #2. "Middle age ends and senescence begins the day your descendants outnumber your friends." โ Ogden Nash #3. "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." โ Jennifer Yane #4.
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Growing Old Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old ageโ most of all, about growing old! On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. I hope you like some of them.
25 Funny Quotes About Getting Older That Prove Aging Is A GOOD Thing
"At my age, flowers scare me." โ George Burns (comedian) "You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." โGeorge Burns (comedian) "I stay away from natural foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get." โGeorge Burns (comedian)
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"The older I get, the better I used to be." - Unknown. 45. "The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune." - English Proverb. Funny Old Woman Quotes. 46. "The older I get, the more I see that life is about what you give, not what you get." - Ellen Goodman. 47. "As I get older, I realize that the thing I value the most is good.
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Kathleen Coxwell June 18, 2020 These funny quotes about getting older and quotes about aging should serve as inspiration for enjoying this remarkable time of life. Funny Quotes About Getting Older "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." Kitty O'Neill Collins